I can't explain glacial motion   Or why los angeles don't drop into the ocean   I can't unfold the layers of mystery   Or piece together the tragedy of history   ''cause those lucky suckers they don't have to work   Big 3 d billboards and big 30 foot smurfs   And everybody wants to be naked and famous   Everybody wanna be just like me I'm naked and famous      I met a poet said she didn't like the smell of it   Then took her clothes off in a restaurant for the hell of it   I met a dj who lived in seclusion reality and sobriety were her only delusions      And those lucky bastards they don't have to work   Big 3 d billboards and big 30 foot smurfs   And everybody wants to be naked and famous   Everybody wanna be just like me I'm naked and famous      Woo uh hoo hoo hoo   Wow ah hoo hoo hoo      Well don't get a nosebleed don't get upset   We can't be naked and famous just yet   There's a big gold dollar sign on the sunset strip   And you can send your friend a postcard it ain't worth the trip      Everybody wants to be naked and famous   Everybody wanna be just like me I'm naked   Everybody wants to be naked and famous   Everybody wanna be just like me I'm naked   Everybody wants to be naked and famous   Everybody wanna be just like me I'm naked      Wow wow yeah   Ah hoo hoo hoo   Whoo      Everybody wants to be naked and famous   Everybody wants to be just like me I'm naked and famous