My name is Joe Brown,   bitches love me. *Burp*   Rule number one.   18 to 25 women age like cheese;   men age like wine.   Rule number two.   My expectations of lovely people aren't very high. *cough* *spit*   Rule number three.   American Women need to go to a Foreign country,See how they are supposed to be treated, and maybe come home and act right.   Rule Number four.   Every woman is a whore, until she becomes your girl, then its all good.   Rule number five.   If you wake up in the morning and you find tampons where your q-tips and razors used to be you know somethings gone drastically wrong with your life.   My names Joe brown,   Bitches love me.   Man this being Fat is rough,   i don't know if i can do this no more.