You're into fashionOh, yeah, but I'm into jeansYou're into martinisBut I'm into pop machinesCHORUSYou love romantic nightsBut honey, love and satin sheets just ain't for me'Cause you know what I loveI love, you love, we love whipped cream-whipped creamI want, you want, we want whipped cream-squire me, baby!I love, you love, we love whipped cream-whipped creamYou're into sports carsOh, yeah, but I'd rather drive a truckYou'd rather make loveOh, yeah, but I'd rather...CHORUS"Like, ya wanna come over and meet my parents?""Like, ya wanna see my ready whip?""I think I had that in my hot chocolate once.""I'd like to see a picture of that."CHORUS------------------------------------------------------------------------------