Smokin' cigarettes bar the garden drinkin' coffee by the town   Slowly pullin' my hair out by the rules   Acting funny lookin' at the mirror making faces like a clown   Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit      Everybody told me you would drive me crazy   And they said you'd had me barking like a hound   But a foolin' loving enough since to listen   Now my barking is the gossip of the town      Smokin' cigarettes      Just a crazy fool to believe the things you told me   I hate to say too foolish you know who   I'd sooner be the victim of a hanging   Then to be a fool I am because of you      Smokin' cigarettes, smokin' cigarettes   Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit   Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit