She says I'm a bum, she says I'm a rogue   It's my style, my third rate backstreet vogue   She says that I'm fat, I say that she's thin   It's 1987 and ugly is in      If we're in your street, all girls and guys   Will run like hell for hair and hide   So don't get down if you're not so lovely   It's 1988 - time to get ugly      Should be a crime to be that ugly   She's a real ugly lady - U!   The ugliest in the world - G!   You know I don't mean maybe - L!   So won't somebody tell me - Y!   It should be a crime to be that ugly      Ugly, oh yeah, she's my ugly girl   Ugly, oh yeah, tailor-made for another world   Ugly, oh yeah, seems to wear it well   Ugly, oh yeah, we suit each other well      "Hot as hell, hot hot hot as hell"      She likes to get down, she likes to get dirty   We like to fool around like Pinky and Perky   A roll in the mud never hurt this pig   It's 1989 and ugly is in      We steal our style from the bargain bin   A style pig sty is the state we're in   So don't get down if you're not so lovely   It's 1990 - time to get ugly      Should be a crime to be that ugly   She's a real ugly lady - U!   I mean ugly, ugly, urghhh - G!   You know I don't mean maybe - L!   So won't somebody tell me - Y!   It should be a crime to be that ugly   "Hot as hell"      Rockman rock!   Yo! Go!   "Do one more"      "Hot hot hot as hell"   And it should be a crime to be that ugly      Ugly      "...Precisely"