He was a wonderful man to lose   But I bet you I can fill his shoes   While you're on the rebound   I'll keep your feet on the ground   I'll be your new Tom Cruise      I'll read you books by L. Ron Hubbard   I'll hide a few good men in the cupboard   I'm going to go far   Jumping up on the sofa   I'll be your new Tom Cruise      I'll do anything to keep us hitched   I'll even try to overlook Bewitched   I've got to hand it to you   BMX Bandit to you   I'll be your new Tom Cruise      We'll star in dissapointing movies together   Eyes wide shut or whatever   And at the very last stage   I'll quit for someone half your age   I'll be your new Tom Cruise      Oh, it's a mission, impossible to lose   Yeah and I'll be your new Tom Cruise