Well, you are still here   And I am still here   Whether I ever loved you is   Not perfectly clear   You went a semester to West Texas State   But the freshmen fifteen you gained   Killed all your dates   I guess I still love you if I ever did   And I can see myself having a couple of kids   And we will get by   For the rest of our lives      So play the Cotton-Eyed Joe   For the folks don't you know   Keep the dogs in the truck   Til you leave   We got some wieners and buns   When the brisket's all gone   For our wedding in suburban Seguin      Well, I am still here   And you are still here   Whether I ever loved you is   Not perfectly clear   Though weight's not an issue you have gained more   And when I said I do well I slammed all the doors   To a future where I could see Paris in spring   And I wasn't prepared for the weight of this ring   But we will get by   For the rest of our lives      So play the Cotton-Eyed Joe   For the folks don't you know   Keep the dogs in the truck   Til you leave   We got some wieners and buns   When the brisket's all gone   For our wedding in suburban Seguin      So play some old BTO   For my friends don't you know   Keep your dogs in the truck   Til you leave      Get out the wieners and buns   Cause the briskets all gone   At our wedding in suburban Seguin      I said I love you in suburban Seguin   Now lets make love