(Dallas Frazier)      Smokin' cigarettes smart the card drinkin' coffee by the town   Slowly foolin' my hair out by the roots   Acting funny lookin' at the mirror makin' faces like a clown   Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit.      Everybody told me you would drive me crazy   And they said you'd had me barking like a hound   But a fooling loving enough since to tisten   Now my barking is the gossip of the town.      Smokin' cigarettes smart the card drinkin' coffee by the town   Slowly foolin' my hair out by the roots   Acting funny lookin' at the mirror makin' faces like a clown   Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit.      --- Instrumental ---      Just a crazy fool to believe the things you told me   I hate to say to foolish you know who   I'd sooner be the victom of a hanging   Then to be a fool I am because of you.      Smokin' cigarettes smart the card drinkin' coffee by the town   Slowly foolin' my hair out by the roots   Acting funny lookin' at the mirror makin' faces like a clown   Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit.      Yeah, I'm sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit...