Sunset Boulevard      Well, I wish I had my picture   On the Rolling Stone today   And I wish that the Enquirer   Would spread a roumor that I was gay   Well I wish I had some buddies   Some movie stars and such   ‘Cause I probably wouldn’t worry   About the two of us as much      Chorus:    And I’d spend all my money    On caviar and cocaine   And I would not remember   How you broke my heart today      You know I, I wish I had a super model   So skinny and so wild   And a waitress in Nevada   She says she’s carryin’ my child   Well I’d drive down Sunset Boulevard, my hair   Blowin’ in the wind   And I’d stop at fancy restaurants   And they’d finally let me in      Chorus      Yeah, I wish I had my picture   With the Rolling Stones today   And I wish that the Enquirer   Would spread a rumor that I was gay   Well I wish I knew a movie star   Someone like Charlie Sheen   ‘Cause if he’d hang out   with Kato Kaelin   Well, I guess he’d hang out with me      And I’d spell all my money    On caviar and Rogaine   And I would not remember   How you broke   My heart today