The good guys won the last world war  No one eats meat anymore  The TV shows are all in good taste  They figured out where to put nuclear waste  They put the Berlin Wall back up  And put the lawyers all behind it  Everyone was convinced they'd crack  But it turns out none of them really minded  And of course by this point, people do nothing but smile  And of course by this point, style was going out of style  And of course by this point, I had been dead awhile  They put a guy on Mars  They found a cure for cancer  They solved all the urban problems  They solved all the rural problems too  They put good food in all the stores  And everybody now is so happy  They put an end to all the world wars  And everybody now is so god damned happy  And of course by this point, people do nothing but smile  And of course by this point, Africa drank up the Nile  And of course by this point, I had been dead awhile  Only God was left, unless it was the Devil  Either way, the playing field was now level  And the bars all still closed at one  But no one gave a damn cos life was so fun  Biker chicks and surfer dudes  Were everybody's favorite foods  And world peace was finally achieved  By making all the losers leave  And of course by this point, people do nothing but smile  And of course by this point, style was going out of style  And of course by this point, I had been dead awhile.