Well just the other day, I was sitting around in my house.  I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked.  I was checking it out.  Well, just then a friend of mine came through the door,  She said she'd never pegged me for a scumbag before.  She said she didn't ever want to see me any more,  And I still don't know why!  I think I'm an all right guy.  I think I'm an all right guy.  I just want to live until I've got to die.  I know I ain't perfect, but God knows I try.  I think I'm an all right guy.  I think I'm all right.  Well maybe I'm dirty and maybe I smoke a little dope.  But it ain't like I'm going on TV tearing up pictures of the Pope.  And I know I get wild and I know I get drunk,  But it ain't like I've got a bunch of bodies in my trunk.  My old man used to call me a no-good punk,  And I still don't know why!  I think I'm an all right guy.  I think I'm an all right guy.  I just want to live until I've got to die.  I know I ain't perfect, but God knows I try.  I think I'm an all right guy.  I think I'm all right.  Well, the other night, I got arrested outside a bar.  The cops pulled me over, they ordered me out of my car.  Well, I was only kidding when I called them a couple of dicks,  But still they made me do the Stupid Human Tricks.  Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks,  And I still don't know why!  I think I'm an all right guy.  I think I'm an all right guy.  I just want to live until I've got to die.  I know I ain't perfect, but God knows I try.  I think I'm an all right guy.  I think I'm all right.