I didn't notice that you cut your hair,  I didn't notice that it was blue,  I didn't notice that you pierced your tongue,  I don't recall the dress you wore the day I met you,  I almost missed your birthday once again,  Your sister called me just in time,  I forgot to wipe my muddy shoes,  You get so pissed when I track around the grime,  This is but a test,  This is just a trial run,  You can still push reset,  Trade me in for a better one,  Sometimes I'm a dick I'm a rabid hockey fan,  All I can promise is I'll do the best I can,  I forgot to pick you up on time,  And I forgot to pay the bills,  I forgot to put the seat back down,  Sometimes my drinking buddies take your favorite pills,  You can't say I don't bring you flowers anymore,  Because I don't bring them any less,  And I don't take you to your favorite store,  Cuz I don't have the money to buy your favorite dress,  But I work and I try,  I'm not as big a jerk as every other guy you ever liked,  you ever knew,  Once in a while I go with you to buy new shoes,  But I work andI try,  I'm not quite as big a jerk as every other guy you ever liked,  youever knew,  Sometimes I break down and take you to the zoo