You're a blue ribbon surprise  A hot mold plastic dinosaur  You're a starfish from Florida  Give the machine another quarter  oooh watch it appear  oooh a souvenir  Take yourself a handful of sand  And put it in your hat for awhile  Or how about this rubber band  You could be my good luck charm  oooh watch it appear  oooh you're a souvenir  aaah souvenir  (I waited for you all year)  aaah souvenir  (I waited for you all year)  I am so evil in the morning  But now that we have come this far  Don't say I gave you no warning  And don't make me stop this car  © 1994 Scrawny Music, BMI