(Brian Johnson/John Johnson)  Everybody likes Miron  He's the best kind of son  He's good to his mom and dad  And to his sisters he's never bad  The neighbors he doesn't annoy  Miron's a very quiet boy  He doesn't like to go out on dates  He doesn't like to sleep in late  Everybody likes Miron  Everybody likes Miron  Miron has a thing for little girls  They really put his brain in a whirl  He likes to watch them undress at night  While he hides just out of sight  And when they're home all alone  He calls them up on the phone  He tells them things they don't understand  To them Miron is a real man  He takes them all to his secret place  Where he dresses them in pretty lace  Then he likes to play his little game  It always ends up the same  (Repeat first verse twice)  ------------------------------------------------