Helen Song, Helen Song  we think what you're doing's wrong  Mat has been here all along  his love for you is very strong  Helen Song, Helen Song  don't go out with Bill Wong  he plays pong all day long  cuz he's Chinese he bangs a gong  Helen Song, Helen Song  we want you to wear a thong  smoke a bond ding dong  to your world Matt belongs  I don't like the way you're talking to me  don't you know Matt wants to be free  sick of singing CCD  he wants to paint nude pictures of me  now here it what I decree  me and Matt we both agree  this is the way it has to be  shut the fuck up or I'll break your knees!