Friday is when you left me  So I'll drink myself to sleep  And Sunday is when I'll wake up  Not to remember a thing    My friends all say the same thing  I don't know my new girl too well  (I know)  That all this lying gets to me  And no one seems to give a shit  (The way)  She talks to every guy in the bar  (I guess)  It should've raised some kind of alarm  Who'd ever think I'd go and end up?  Like all the other guys that you're gunning for!    Well it ain't no surprise  That you turn me on and leave  It ain't no surprise  That you turn it around on me  I don't know why  You won't give me what I need  It ain't no surprise  That that bitch is leavin' me    My friends are mean to me  They say I don't break up too well  (They know)  All this crying gets to me  And no one seems to give a shit  Well I know you want to  So go on and say it  Just go on and say it  Just go on and say it    Well it ain't no surprise  That you turn me on and leave  It ain't no surprise  That you turn it around on me  I don't know why  You won't give me what I need  It ain't no surprise  That that bitch is leavin' me  (Leavin' me)    Friday is when you left me  So I drank myself to sleep  And Sunday I never woke up    Well it ain't no surprise  That you turn me on and leave  It ain't no surprise  That you turn it around on me  I don't know why  You won't give me what I need  It ain't no surprise  That that bitch is leavin' me  That that bitch is leavin' me