We wrote this song to be psuedo punk  But someone said that it really stunk  So we changed the words just a little bit  And now it sounds completely like shit  In this song I like to scream real loud  I try to clone the sounds of Jello Biafra  Johnny Rotten, maybe Danny Elfman  This is psuedo punk now, hya  I met this girl from the Hawaiian islands  And she said she wanted to be my friend  She then asked me back into my hut  And that's when she tried to suck my butt  Why he stuck around I'll never know  He could have ran far away - he's pretty stupid