I like glitter  And sparkly dresses  But I'm not gonna talk about that  In my monologue    I like baking  And things that smell like winter  But I'm not gonna talk about that  In my monologue  Lalala Lalala    I like writing songs about   Douche bags who cheat on me  But I'm not gonna mention them  In my monologue    I like writing their names in the songs  So they're ashamed to go out in public  But I'm not gonna say that  In my monologue    Lala Lalalalala  This is  My musical monologue    You might think I'd bring up Joe  That guy who broke up with me on the phone  But I'm not gonna mention him  In my monologue    "Hey Joe! I'm doing real well!  Tonight I'm hosting SNL"  But I'm not gonna brag about that  In my monologue    Lalala Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Lalala    And if your wondering if I might  Be dating the werewolf from Twilight  *Hi Taylor*  I'm not gonna comment on that  In my monologue    Lala Lalalalala  This is  My musical monologue    *looks around stage*    You might be expecting me to say  Something bad about Kanye  And how he ran up on the stage  And ruined my VMA monologue  *sigh*    But there's nothing more to say  Cuz' everything's okay.  I've got security lining the stage!    It's my SNL monologue    Lala Lalalalala  This is  My SNL monologue  Lala Lalalalala    That was my SNL monologue    these lyrics are submitted by taylortaylorfan