written by Buddy Brock, Zack Turner  I was driving thru Georgia in late July  On a day hot enough to make the Devil sign  I saw a homemade sign written in red  Rind County Watermelon Festival Ahead  Well, I wasn't in a hurry so I slowed down  Took a two lane road to a one horse town  There was a party going on when I got there  I heard a welcome speech from a small town mayor  CHORUS:  He said we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine  Made from the biggest watermelon on the vine  Help yourself to some but obey the law  If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl  When the band started playing the watermelon queen said  Let me show you something that you ain't never seen  She grabbed me by the arm said come on let's go  She dipped down spun around and doe-see-doed  She rocked back on her heels dropped down to her knees  Crawled across the floor then she jumped back on her feet  She wiggled and she giggled beat all you ever saw  Said this is how you do the watermelon crawl  REPEAT CHORUS  Well if you're ever down in Georgia round about July  If you ain't in a hurry then you oughta stop by  I can guarantee that you're gonna have a ball  Learning how to do the watermelon crawl  REPEAT CHORUS  Have fun you all  Do the watermelon crawl