(They Might Be Giants)  They call me Doctor Worm  Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Worm  I'm interested in things  I'm not a real doctor but I  Am a real worm  I am an actual worm  I live like a worm  I like to play the drums  I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism  I'll show you what I know and you can  Tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums  I'll leave the front unlocked 'cause I can't  Hear the doorbell  When I get into it  I can't tell if you are  Watching me twirling the stick  When I give the signal, my friend  Rab Bible will play the solo  Someday somebody else besides me will  Call me by my stage name, they will  Call me Doctor Worm  Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Worm  I'm interested in things  I'm not a real doctor but I  Am a real worm  I am an actual worm  I live like a worm  And I like to play the drums  I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism  I'll show you what I know and you can  Tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums  I'm not a real doctor but they call me Doctor Worm