A woman came up to me and said  "I'd like to poison your mind  With wrong ideas that appeal to you  Though I am not unkind."  She looked at me, I looked at something  Written across her scalp  And this is what it faintly said  As I tried to call for help:  CHORUS  There's only one thing  That I know how to do well  And I've often been told that you only can do  What you know how to do well  And that's be you  Be what you're like  Be like yourself  And so I'm having a wonderful time  But I'd rather be whistling in the dark  There's only one thing that I like  And that is whistling in the dark  A man came up to me and said  "I'd like to change your mind  By hitting with a rock," he said,  "Though I am not unkind."  We laughed at his little joke  and then I merrily walked away  And hit my head on the wall of the jail  Where the two of us live todaay  CHORUS  -----------------------------------------------