Mr. Horrible  Mr. Horrible  Telephone call for Mr. Horrible  But before he can talk to the ugliness men  There's some horrible business left  For him to attend to  Something unpleasant has spilled on his brain  As he sponges it off they say:  "Is this Horrible?  Is this Horrible?  It's the ugliness men, Mr. Horrible  We're just trying to bug you  We thought our ddreadfulness  Might be a thing to annoy you with."  CHORUS  But Mr. Horrible says, "I don't mind,  The thing that bothers me is  Someone keeps moving my chair."  "Would you mind if we balance  This glass of milk  Where your visiting friend  Accidentally was killed?  Would it be okay with you  If we wrote a reminder  of things we'll forget to do today otherwise  using a green magic marker, if it's alright  On the back of your head?  CHORUS  ---------------------------------------------------