Particle man, Particle man,  Doin' the things a particle can,  What's he like?  It's not important,  Particle man.    Is he a dot?  Or is he a speck?  When he's under water does he get wet?  Or does the water get him instead?  Nobody knows,  Particle man.    Triangle man, Triangle man,  Triangle man hates Particle man,  They have a fight,  Triangle wins,  Triangle man.    Universe man, Universe man,  The size of the entire Universe man,  Usually kind to Smaller man,  Universe man.    He's got a watch with a minute hand,  Millenium hand and an eon hand,  And when they meet it's a happy land,  Faxolite man, Universe man.    Person man, Person man,  Hit on the head with a frying pan,  Lives his life in a garbage can,  Person man.    Is he depressed?  Or is he a mess?  Does he feel totally worthless?  Who came up with Person man?  Degraded man, Person man.    Triangle man, Triangle man,  Triangle man hates Person man,  They have a fight,  Triangle wins,  Triangle man.      Lyrics submitted by RavenPrince