T wass a tragedy but, when she spied Alfie's nut  Drooping down on top of his gut  She could not believe it, Audrey's sides nearly split  twas this the end of that fat wheezing git? I know    AUDREY'S ALONE AT LAST  But there ain't any doubt, Alfie left her up the spout  AUDREY'S JAW DROPPED WHEN MARTIN SAID  Wooooooooooooooooooooooo  AUDREY AUDREY...Yer get nowt    Audrey was laughting when, Nicky, Gail, Martin then  They never got Alf to take oxygen again    Oxygen, that's when...    AUDREY'S ALONE AT LAST  AUDREY AUDREY    There ain't no change CHANGE CHAANGE  of insurance, NOINHERITANCE  left in debt, she won't forget, the greedy get ALFIE    [Guitar time]    [Chorus x2]  + counterpoint AUDREY AUDREY, AUDREY OI!    yer get nowt..