"Joe Stalin's Cadillac   This is Joe Stalin's   We're just drivin' 'round the block in Joe Stalin's Cadillac      L.B.J.'s Cadillac   L.B.J.'s Cadillac   We're just peein' on the side of the road in L.B.J.'s Cadillac      Aw, this is Somoza's Cadillac   This is Somoza's Cadillac   We're just drivin' 'round the block in Somoza's Cadillac      General Pinochet's Cadillac   General Pinochet's Cadillac   Can't go left in General Pinochet's Cadillac      Well my Cadillac   Is Johnson's Cadillac   Is Stalin's Cadillac   Is Somoza's Cadillac   Is General Pinochet's Cadillac and be referred to Reagan's Cadillac      Gonna drive my Cadillac off a bridge   Gonna drive my Cadillac of a bridge   If I can find a bride I'll drive my Cadillac off a bridge      Where's the bridge?   Has anybody seen the bridge?"