Performed by Paul Reubens. Catherine  O'Hara, and Danny Elfman  LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL  Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws  LOCK  I wanna do it  BARREL  Let's draw straws  SHOCK  jack said we should work together  Three of a kind  LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL  Birds of a feather  Now and forever  Wheeee  La, la, la, la, la  Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight  Throw away the key and then  Turn off all the lights  SHOCK  First, we're going to set some bait  Inside a nasty trap and wait  When he comes a-sniffing we will  Snap the trap and close the gate  LOCK  Wait! I've got a better plan  To catch this big red lobster man  Let's pop him in a boiling pot  And when he's done we'II butter him up  LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL  Kidnap the Sandy Claws  Throw him in a box  Bury him for ninety years  Then see if he talks  SHOCK  Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man  Can take the whole thing over then  He'II be so pleased, I do declare  That he will cook him rare  LOCK,SHOCK,ANDBARREL  Wheeee  LOCK  I say that we take a cannon  Aim it at his door  And then knock three times  And when he answers  Sandy Claws will be no more  SHOCK  You're so stupid, think now  lf we blow him up to smithereens  We may lose some pieces  And then jack will beat us black and green  LOCK,SHOCK,ANDBARREL  Kidnap the Sandy Claws  Tie him in a bag  Throw him in the ocean  Then, see if he is sad  LOCK AND SHOCK  Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy  around  lf I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town  BARREL  He'II be so pleased by our success  That he'II reward us too, I bet  LOCK,SHOCK,ANDBARREL  Perhaps he'II make his special brew  Of snake and spider stew  Ummm!  We're his little henchmen and  We take our job with pride  We do our best to please him  And stay on his good side  SHOCK  I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb  BARREL  I'm not the dumb one  LOCK  You're no fun  SHOCK  Shut up  LOCK  Make me  SHOCK  I've got something, listen now  This one is real good, you'II see  We'II send a present to his door  Upon there'II be a note to read  Now, in the box we'II wait and hide  Until his curiosity entices him to look inside  BARREL  And then we'II have him  One, two, three  LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL  Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick  Lock him up for ninety years, see what   makes him tick  Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits  Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks  Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see  Lock him in a cage and then, throw away the  key