Words and Music by Ted Kirkpatrick    Unavoidable laryngectomy  Summon the E.N.T. M.D.  Is this the end for me?  Install the Western Electric number 5000  Creach modification  Nicotine addiction, larnyx benediction  Learn a whole new way to speak    Physic's law number two  Every action that you do  Has a strong and binding force  Set in motion human course    Your rainbow and the pot of gold  The dreams that you had grow cold  Your mistake burdens you a hundred fold  God knows our hearts are weak  But we must learn to think before we speak  And consider the damage that we wreak  By choosing a foolish road to seek