If I - won't be - able  To hold - a good - conversation  If I - feel - big - and ballooning  If I - turn up - today    If I - can't be - appreciated  I - won't be - 'preciated - at all  And if I - look - red - and - confusing  Well, I - am all - of the above    'Cos, I've been  Feeding the witches  Feeding them straw  Feeding the witches  The witches  The witches  Who live next door  You'd think  They'd have no milk, they'd  Have no honey  You'd think  They would prefer - petroleum  You'd think  they'd have rat's eyes  Not like Aunt sally  Yeah - you'd think  They wouldn't smile - just like your mum    Since I've been  Feeding the witches  Feeding them straw  I am  Falling for witches  The witches  Who live next door  They live next door  They live next door    If I - start wrong - too drunk - to continue  And - if - can't shout  I can't do - things - I used to  I'll be    Joining the witches  Feeding them straw  I'll be feeding the witches  The witches  Yes I'll be  Joining the witches  Feeding them straw, I'll be  Joining the witches  The witches who live next door