congratulations on your deal  I imagine you said the whole spiel  a thousand times so take your time  I'm sure that someone's dying to tell me  even if it isn't you  but if you want to I'm all ears  that's why I grow my hair so long  lucky for me  I'm glad you're inspired  but how come I'm tired  I need a rest so here's a test  are you going to move out west  that would be all I need  to earn the set of misery  I've collected all my life  all I need is to be your wife  then misery belongs to me  rent it out if you've got a TV  lucky for me  I know how you feel  to know how I feel  I guess the ball is in my court  I suppose you want me to abort  our whole relationship well  (screw you)  'cause I'm not about to  I'm sure that someone's dying to tell you  even if it isn't me  but, if you want me, I'm all yours  that's why I stayed around so long  lucky for me