Who dares to speak of Donegal  You get kicks in the bars and kicks in the balls  The harp that played in Tara's halls  Is burning on the dump  Virginia is a gin town  Belturbot is a sin town  And all the boys from Skintown  Are in England on the lump  Got pissed in Letterkenny  With darlin' sportin' Jenny  Spent me very last penny  And we made it in the press  The husband caught me in the bed  Tried to shoot me in the head  Had to swim the stream to get  The Donegal Express  Kahaya! You fuck!  Come Hell of high water  I might have fucked your Missus  But I never fucked your daughter  Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh  Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh  Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh  Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh  As sure as I'm Father Emmett  I've a King Dong down me Semmett  As any girl will tell you  >From Cavan down to Clare  Back in sweet Virginia  In the toilet with Lavinia  I nearly fucked her brains out  And tore her party dress  A shit, a shave, a shower  And half a pint of powers  Then off again to get on board  The Donegal Express  Kahaya! You fuck!  Come Hell of high water  I might have fucked your Missus  But I never fucked your daughter  Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh  Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh  Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh  Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh  Kahaya! You fuck!  Come Hell of high water  I might have fucked your Missus  But I never fucked your daughter  Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh  Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh  Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh  Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh