All of my life i sit on the toilet  reading sports illustrated  sometimes the bills don't work  I almost break down and cry    I'm just so constipated  so constipated  why am i sitting here just wasting my time    but then the bills kick in  so im don't constipated  but i'm stuck on the toiel sat    Sometimes it feels like the bills arn't working  I just can't go to the bathroom  sometime it feels like it is almost over  but the bills kick it    man if you know how i feel  then i like to give you a shoutout  like to Gina and Sarah sould  will i got to go  toilet remember when i married you   i never forget that! (kiss)