I'd better stick my hand up and tell you  how I feel 'cuz the feelings I have are so damned real  for someone so phoney glad handing dandy  hey there kid do ya wanna piece o'candy?  I'm a christmas cookie on a baking sheet and I'm forged in the  fire of what other people think abd I dont know nothin'  except what I was told, too damned scared to break the fuckin' mold.  oh life is hard, love is cheap I whine about my problems 7 days a week  it's a full-time job making sure you're perfect and I'd  probably die if it wasn't so worth it, I've got aches +  pains and no place to go with it maintaining my face  and I'm so damned stoic it's hard to be humble when  you've got all the answers,  would you like a side of fries or a pie with your whopper?  I'm a flame-boiled burger in a styrofoam package  littering the side of the road by the wreckage  of a head-on collision with our conflicting desires  you're splattered like a critter under my tires.  life is hard, love is cheap, blah blah blah...  you know I gotta lotta aches and pains.