Turn it up some   Alright boys, this is her favorite song   You know that right   So, if we play it good and loud   She might get up and dance again   Ooh, she put her beer down   Here she comes   Here she comes   Left left left right left   Whoo     Husslers shootin' eightball   Throwin' darts at the wall   Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall   Here she comes, Lord help us all   Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair   Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault   It's so hard not to stare   At that honky tonk badonkadonk   Keepin' perfect rhythm   Make ya wanna swing along   Got it goin' on   Like Donkey Kong   And whoo-wee   Shut my mouth, slap your grandma   There outta be a law   Get the Sheriff on the phone   Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on   That honky tonk badonkadonk   (Aww son)     Now Honey, you can't blame her   For what her mama gave her   You ain't gotta hate her   For workin' that money-maker   Band shuts down at two   But we're hangin' out till three   We hate to see her go   But love to watch her leave   With that honky tonk badonkadonk   Keepin' perfect rhythm   Make ya wanna swing along   Got it goin' on   Like Donkey Kong   And whoo-wee   Shut my mouth, slap your grandma   There outta be a law   Get the Sheriff on the phone   Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on   With that honky tonk badonkadonk   (Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)     We don't care bout the drinkin'   Barely listen to the band   Our hands, they start a shakin'   When she gets the urge to dance   Drivin' everybody crazy   You think you fell in love   Boys, you better keep your distance   You can look but you can't touch   That honkey tonk badonkadonk   Keepin' perfect rhythm   Make ya wanna swing along   Got it goin' on   Like Donkey Kong   And whoo-wee   Shut my mouth, slap your grandma   There outta be a law   Get the Sheriff on the phone   Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on   That honky tonk badonkadonk     That honky tonk badonkadonk   Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk     (That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do   It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey   It's for the badonkadonk)