Did the ironing in a cowboy hat   felt as fresh as the paint in this new flat   I will never tell you what to do   have ambition simply to see things through      Did you know I could be a lot of fun   I'm aware that friendship can die young   as the glow from the street light bled   down the Langlands Road we set off the best of friends      I know where I stand   I don't need you to hold my hand      Well, I've tried to get along with you   I have asked myself "What are we gonna do?"   I'm coming round to take a stand   going to put us together with glue or an elastic band      I know where I stand   I don't need you to hold my hand      I am softer than my face would suggest   at times like these I'm at my lowest ebb   now I can confide in you   if I cry to set the mood oh please could you cry too      Happy new year   you are my only vice   what if we compromised?   I am open      Do you have to wear a frown like that?   you could have hit me with a baseball bat      Do you want to? (yes I do)   Do you have to? (So do you)   Do you want to? (So do you)