Well, I've got a steady job that pays enough  A pretty good car that don't break down much  I've got a two-tone hound dog wagging his tail  Ed McMahon promising a million in the mail  Ought to be enough to see me through  But it don't mean nothing  If I ain't got you    I've got every eight track that Elvis ever made  Crank it up loud and dance the night away  I've got Chardonnay chillin' in the Frigidaire  A dozen ways of telling you how I care  Just out the window there's a lover's moon  But it don't mean nothing  If I ain't got you    If I ain't got you  Baby, it's all in vain  If I ain't got you  Oh, it's like a honeymoon without champagne  A shiny set of rails without a train    Well, I've got a little dream about the rest of my life  Find a good man and be the perfect wife  Start a little family and watch it grow  Visit on Sundays after we get old  Make enough love to last a whole life through  But it don't mean nothing  If I ain't got you    If I ain't got you  Baby, it's all in vain  If I ain't got you  Oh, it's like a honeymoon without champagne  A shiny set of wheels without a train    I've got a doublewide heart with room for two  But it don't mean nothing  If I ain't got you  No it don't mean nothing  If I ain't got you