Friendship is rare,   Do you know what I'm sayin' to you?   Friendship is rare.   My derriere,   When you find out much later   That they don't really care.   It's rare to me, can't you see?   It's rare to me, can't you see?     Oh shit there's a bear,   Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,   Also that chair?   We're fighting a bear   Now your life's in grave danger   And you don't even care.   It's rare to me, can't you see?   It's rare to me, can't you see?   It's rare to me,   Say a prayer for me,   'Cause it's rare to be   In Tenacious D.     Friends will be friends   They're running naked in the sand,   Friends holding hands   Will someday surely form a band,   Friends will be friends   They say that friends are friends   To the bitter end.   Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!   Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!     Friends will be friends   They're running naked in the sand,   Friends holding hands   Will someday surely form a band,   Friends will be friends   They say that friends are friends   To the bitter end.   Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!   Long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends, yeah