Now, a great big bully kicked  Sand in my baby's face  Last Summer at the beach.  My baby egged me on until,  He stomped a hole in me.  When I woke up somebody told me,  She had left with him arm in arm  So I went home and ordered me a book  On how to get to be big and strong.  Now I'm doing  Twenty five push-ups  Twenty five sit-ups  Dumb bells, bar bells, boy, I'll teach  The wooly, wooly, bully of the beach  'Cause, he is the bully of the beach, beach, beach  He is the bully of the beach, beach, beach  I'm gonna study up and then I'll teach  The wooly, wooly, bully of the beach  Now I gained twenty pounds and felt like a bull  So I went down to the beach  Well, I saw them together so I went up right up  I was gonna slap him off his feet  I hit him with everything that I had  But he didn't even move  How was I to know that he'd been reading up  On muscle building, too  And the nurse told me this morning  Before they set the bones that he does...  Five hundered push-ups  Five hundred sit-ups  Ouch, Dumb bells, bar bells, what a freak  The wooly, wooly, bully of the beach  'Cause he is the bully of the beach, beach, beach  He is the bully of the beach, beach, beach  But they say I'll be healed in 'bout a week  And then I'm going back down to see the bully of the beach.