Somebody call an ambulance.There's no waiting allowed    Can't you read the sign? No broken hearts allowed--six to twelve  Twenty-eight to an elevator--that's you and nobody else    Don't ring the next car, don't touch that--it's city rain  And nobody in the apartment as the million dollar call was made    Mapping out a life around these insects keeps me on the go  Bells ring expecting you to answer yes or no    Locomotive shuffles nose to bumper kissing all the way  You could get yourself killed--watch out skip! Don't you worry about today, no    Can't you see I'm twisted?I don't dig donuts dig Perry Como  Collect wheel nuts eat polyester and have electronic fireside dinners yeah    How come the lights dim everytime I plug you in?  How come the lights shout everytime I pull you out?    Standing there in the livingroom  You can hear the cars on the freeway going zoom zoom zoom boom boom boom    Doing a dance called the robocop this gesture means I love you  Oh don't you sneeze on my Cannonball Adderly LPs or CDs    Go through changes dye your hair the colour of strangers  Mail order breakfast and sign yourself Noriega and his Rangers    Go to college and acknowledge some respect for the knowledge  Above all keep an alibi, a rented room and a car full of gas  Inside keep a purple dressing gown and fridge full of guns and cash    A man in a wheelchair yells Shoot! Shoot! Kill!  No no my brother--not on Blueberry Hill    Somebody call an ambulance. There's no waiting allowed.