He's gonna take you back to the past  To play the shitty games that suck ass  He'd rather have a buffallo  Take a diarrhea dump in his ear  He'd rather eat the rotten asshole  Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer  He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard  He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd  He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd  He's the Angry Video Game Nerd    When you turn on the TV  Make sure it's tuned to channel three  He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch  Although I've never seen him write anything down  He's got a powerglove and a dirty mouth  Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down  He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard  He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd  He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd  He's the Angry Video Game Nerd    He plays the worst games of all time  They're horrible abominations of mankind  They make him so mad he can spit  Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit    They rip you off and don't care one bit  But this nerd, he doesn't forget it  Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?   They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck  The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long?   Why don't the weapons do anything?   He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard  These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words  He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd  He's the Angry...   Atari  Amiga  CDI  Colecovision  Intellivision  Sega  Neo Geo  Turbo Grafix 16  Odyssey  Commodore  3DO  Nintendo Nerd  He's The Angry Video Game Nerd