("Everyone to the bar!")    [Chorus:]  Don't call me Rich  don't call me George  just call me cheez  that's who [alt: what] I am  [x3]  not Rich, not George  I'm Cheez    Civilized until the keg runs dry  and he's tried  to drink from 9 to 5  and then from 5 to 9  always drunk and going crazy  (always) drunk, going [alt: and] crazy  you better believe it    [Chorus]    Chesterfield, where the keg's never dry  it's always filled  have another beer with fear  have another beer or two  then he'll show you his cheese tattoo  always drunk, going crazy  you better believe it    [Chorus]    (alt: Don't call me Rich  don't call me George  just call me cheez  that's what I am  [x3]  not Rich Allen George  I'm Cheez)