Jolly Ollie was a stool pigeon  On the payroll of the F.B.I.  Reverend Jim sold instant religion  With a license from the man in the sky  Billy the Kid was a gunslinger  Edgar Wallace was a dead ringer  Me I'm just a rock'n'roll singer  Keyhold John was a bird watcher  Had a telephoto lens in each eye  Jack the Ripper was a cool stalker  But his birds no longer fly  James Joyce was a mudslinger  Jesus Christ was a forgiver  Me I'm just a rock'n'roll singer  I'm not fakin' it  Foolin' myself that I'm makin' it  I'm not fakin' it  Tricky Dicky was a fast talker  But his promises were always a lie  Nostradamus was a doom watcher  Predicted when we're gonna die  Cleopatra was a love giver  Jesse James was a born killer  Me I'm just a rock'n'roll singer  I'm not fakin' it  Foolin' myself that I'm makin' it  I'm not fakin' it