Darling let me back inside this house  Darling let me back inside this house  I'm sorry, I'll be quite as a mouse  Baby, when I come home from work  I need a drink to relax my nerves  It's not enough to stop at three or four  But you love to kick me out that door  Darling let me back inside this house  Darling let me back inside this house  I said I'm sorry, I'll be quite as a mouse  Won't let me drink  Wont let me smoke  Won't let me laugh  Won't let me joke  The meanest women that I'll ever know  But she loves to kick me out that door  Darling let me back inside this house  Darling let me back inside this house  I said I'm sorry, I'll be quite as a mouse  Puta, puta, puta, puta  Afraid to kiss you when I come home  I'm tired of sleeping on the couch alone  I'm loud and stupid  I'm a slob  But it doesn't mean I don't need love  Darling someday I'm gonna leave this house  Darling someday I'm gonna leave this house  And when I do, I'll be quite as a mouse