Murray,  I am out here Murray   And I am not discussing this anymore   You don't want to buy me the fur?  Well, that's just fine Murray   It's not like I'm asking for much   Since you won't buy me the dog   Or the beach house in Quogue  As if you didn't have the money   What else is new?  I'm not gonna fight for a coat   So never mind, Murray   If that's what's important to you   At least I know where I stand   So, Murray, strike up the band   Because the time has come for action   Here's what I'll do   Clearly, I'm not wanted anymore   Now I'm not so young and beautiful   That's okay, I've faced defeat before   I'm not gonna kvetch   And I'm not gonna cry   It's not gonna get me what I wanted   So I'm simply gonna take one step   One tiny step   And Murray   Just one step, I'll be free   One small step   Just so you shouldn't worry   I'll be free   And you'll be rid of me   Isn't that easy, Murray?  Watch me   You think this is maybe a joke   Well, it's no joke, Murray   Murray   It looks like they're forming a crowd   Like eighty-five at the most   Still, front page of the Post   Ma, I think it's Maury Povich   And Connie too   Oh, hi Connie!  Now you'll finally make your mother proud   Since she never liked me anyway   Look, she's throwing diamonds to the crowd!  Just say the word and I'll come back inside   But until then I'll be happy just to know   That I can always go and take   One step   One tiny step, and Murray   One small step, adios   Just one step,  Honey you'd better hurry   Oh, yes sir,  Better give up that fur   Take it from, Old Murray   Here I...  Whoops, almost fell Murray   The mother of your children   Splattered across Fifth Avenue   In a bloody heap, Murray   And it's all your fault   Yes, it's you who made the money   Cause it's you who owns the store   So if you don't want to spend it   That's your right   But it's you who bought the penthouse   On the fifty- seventh floor   So goodnight, cheapskate, goodnight   You think I don't know about her?  Well, I do, Murray   You think I don't know about that   Or the things that you say   To your friends every day   I'm embarrassing   I'm fat   I'm demanding   And controlling   And whatever   Perhaps it's true   Here's the place where I get what I've earned   Why keep prying?  Why be miserable?  Lookit, Murray   Somebody's concerned   Trust in the wind   And I'll land in the crowd   No more complaining   I'm trashy and loud   What a sensational fucking experience   Finally, Murray, I'm getting attention   And just one step   Look at where one step leads you   One small step takes you high   Hey, just one step   Down from the man who needs you   Fuck the fur   Just send it down to her   Oh, fair thee well   And Murray, watch me fly   Murray,  Oh, I'm serious Murray   Murray!