If I drove a truck   And I were waitress   And I ordered coffee   And I poured you some      Then you'd stop by on your way sometime later   And if we arm-wrestled   I'd say that you won      Chorus   Ai-eeee my baby, ride easy   Ride high in the saddle all day   If your lovin' is good   And your cookin' ain't greasy   HITCH UP the chuck wagon   And we'll ride away      If I were a winsome pale senorita   And I a bull-fighter, down in the sand   While the band kept on playing that Old Paso Doble   I'd throw you a flower   Would you take my hand?      Chorus      If I ran the country   Yeah I'd be your first lady   And fix up the white house   While you were away   Waitin' while I'm passing time with world leaders   And later together alone we might lay      Repeat Chorus twice      HITCH UP the chuck wagon and we'll ride away   HITCH UP the chuck wagon and we'll ride away   HITCH UP the chuck wagon   HITCH UP the chuck wagon   HITCH UP the chuck wagon   HITCH UP the chuck wagon and we'll ride away