You come on strong telling everyone   About your latest role   How you saved the movie, stole the show   So you've been told      And if you have no time for all your offers   You'll see that I get called   And if you have no time for all your men   You'll see that I get balled      Well I don't expect humility   But what about some good old    Dishonest modesty      You say that you can understudy   All the other parts   That you can write a song that will make us cry   And touches all our hearts      And you can House and Garden   Vogue and Glamour, Mademoiselle   Well, I know you can Bitch and Screw   And Penthouse just as well      No, I don't expect humility   But what about some good old    Dishonest modesty      You try to be unique   But somehow something's wrong   'Cause your flower childish vision of life   Cannot last too long   You're over thirty and underweight   Though you call yourself petite   And you hang around with all the clowns   Who think they're so elite      Well I don't expect humility   But what about some good old    Dishonest modesty