Slowdancing tight    My barren heart and I    Your name used to taste so sweet    Then you beat the love right out of me    It's a mystery how people behave!    How we long for a life as a slave    When he kissed me I gladly gave in    To a fight nobody could win       Man, he left me blue    And if I could, I would do it too    I tell you now like I told you before    Love is a powerful force    And it's a mystery how people behave!    How we long for a life as a slave    And tumble into any open arms    That will only ever do you harm       Oh, you you, it's always you    The best kisser that I ever knew    True love is cruel love    Not much to be proud of    Nerve-wrecking acrobatic backwards bend    All for a happy end       It's a mystery how people behave!    How we worry ourselves to the grave    When he kissed me I lost everything    Then I got up and did it again       Oh you you, it's always you    The hardest hitter that I ever knew    True love is cruel love    Not much to be proud of    Ass-kissing mercy-missing faithless friend    All for a happy end