Paralyzed reaction  On the crackin' of my tired ol' bones  The heat i keep catchin'  Misinformed correction  Just a dragon's spiteful groan  If they only knew  Ten cups of fuel and i'll explain it to you.  I'm just a dastardly bastard  A livin' hazard  I'm the master of gettin plastered  I know a killer named pricilla  She lives out on the river  Her quivers make me shiver  Shakes my tree like king kong  If they only knew  I'm a dastardly bastard  A livin' hazard  I'm the master of gettin plastered  Unnatural disaster, cubit sarcastard  I'm livin' faster than a roller caster.