Grab this dildo baby   and take it home with you   But remember it can't    do all the things a man do      It can't get wet   Can't get rough   Can't play bondage games   Can't slap your ass   Or pull your hair   Or call you dirty names      So when you need some lovin'   All night I'll stick around   Cause unlike that dildo baby   I'm a man that does slow down   (down)   Like Argentina   (down)   Like Columbia   (down)   Like the Panama Canal   (down)   Like with the penguins   (down)   Where the fuck are the penguins?   (down)   I wanna see some penguins!   (down)   Alright turn the music down   (down)   I roll my R's (Carlos rolling his R's)