Cleveland's First Face Transplant    There shall be no ugly people  For me and all of you  Cleveland has spared us all  From the harsh, blinding truth    Blemishes? Not on this town  We're free from the disgraceful taint  Of our origin, faults and frowns  In city limits just pretty are allowed    For us no sleep required  We the fair do not tire  Evade fear, Slight your pain  Behold your china doll face saves    Hail Cleveland  All hail Cleveland    Superficiality  Oh inane dirty pretty  Soaking in absurdity  Complexity runs skin deep    these lyrics are submitted by safer girl