Jump into the night   Gas up and downshift  Cruise up the coast   On the FM drift   It's a crazy world  On the head of a pin   Some other time   Some other star  I might've cried but now   You only need to look so far  As the smile on my face   To see the shape I'm in  Try love in a bottle   Try love in a box  Play it all night long  Dance 'til you drop  And it sure got soul   It's not flesh and blood   I tried looking for love  But I guess it's true   You don't look for love   It's gonna look for you  Well you found me, honey  And you sound so good   You're the object  Of my affection   Not a dream   Or make believe   You're the object  Of my affection   Come to me  Now we see the women   In the photograph   Sweet Anne of mercy   And Sylvia Plath   For a thousand words   They for a life sentence  If we lined up all the girls   Who died in vain  We could walk on their heads   To hell and back again   But I got the big book  And antidepressants   You're the object  Of my affection   Not a phantom fantasy   You're the object  Of my affection   Come to me   You're the object   Of my affection   Not a toy with batteries   You're the object  Of my affection   Not a rescue remedy   You're the object  Of my affection   Come to me